Tales of Cellphone Failure (on my part not the phones)

 Hi everyone so I was texting several times today only to get a giant question mark for a response. I wonder why for a few seconds then I go back through my phone only to realize I invented my own language with out realizing it. How embarrassing my hands was typing way faster than my mind was processing the information then off goes the messages with no proof reading. Today alone I turned something into sometheat,some the iikin,and somfthiat still not sure how I did those but ok. Even worse then the question marks that I have got today there has been times where I got what are you even talk about? sometimes my friends probably think I have lost my mind with some of the gibberish I have sent them on messages. Some of them deep down probably thought I was insulting their dear old aunt or something in some ancient language with some of the bizarre words I have typed up with out realizing it.  

       Sometimes I will even read stuff real fast especially if i'm in a rush and comment on it thinking I at least have the main idea down,only to realize I failed miserably at processing the information. Of course I usually figure this out after a strange look when I comment on what I read or I read it after I say something then re-read the information. I always find these kinds of things funny when they happen how different parts of the body work way faster then the mind is processing. So friends has this happened to you? 

       My next two favorite things is when you have your phone in your pocket and it texts then sends something along the lines efghitomn dftiokl to somebody for them to recieve it and think you have finally lost your mind. My other favorite is a less common one for me but I have had it happen when your really tired and your texting or emailing half asleep and your message only makes since a tiny bit the rest is a mystery for the person receiving it to decipher. One example I have for being tired and texting is I once sent something along the lines of Ok godintieo I will tlks tou klonmrow translation have a good night I will talk to you tomorrow. Another less common one for me is falling asleep on the computer keyboard or phone and having a bunch of one letter get typed up and sent.

        More hilarious and annoying than a phone texting in the pocket is one calling someone while in your pocket. I remember one time my phone turned on in my pocket (I had it off because I was at work) it then pocket dialed my grandma, after that I hear a crash and realize my phone fell out of my pocket. I pick it up noticed the phone hanged up on her after a few seconds I shrugged my shoulders did not think nothing of it turned my phone back off and went back to work. About 30 minutes after this incident my grandma comes running through the doors of my job real frantic she approaches me and said "I went by your apartment but your wife said you was not home and at work". I said "ok" she said "I hurried down there then here because I was worried all I heard was muffled voices then your phone drop" how embarrassing that was. I have also had it happen where I will hear a disgruntled voice come from my pocket and I will look dumb founded what is it that is talking to me? only to realize my phone called someone and had them on the phone the past ten minutes.  

             That is all I have for now I hope you enjoyed the post and got a good laugh out of it.